Why is that dead people always vote Democrat

1. They don’t give you a lot of sass about election fraud.

2. They don’t eat.

3. They’re already cold.

4. They don’t go to the gas station.

5. They don’t worry about nuclear war or getting stabbed in the subway.

6. They’re sympathetic toward other stiffs like Joe Biden and braindead people like Kamala Harris.

7. They’re tired of being victims of voter suppression.

8. They’re tired of being ignored. After all, all the really great men and women in history are dead people.

9. They’re the silent majority.

10. They don’t emit CO2 – well, only for a short while!